fetch.autos

concierge for cars of charisma & character

terms of service

("Rules of the Road")

By using **Fetch Autos**, you agree to play nice with our Scouts and respect the machines we find. If you don't agree to these terms, please pull over and exit the vehicle.

1. The "Sheet Metal" Rule

Items found by our Scouts may constitute "car porn," but we keep the bodywork strictly to sheet metal, carbon fiber, and vintage fiberglass. No actual pornography is permitted or intentionally indexed here. If a Scout accidentally brings home something inappropriate, please report the listing immediately so we can put that Scout in "time-out."

2. Etiquette & The 3:00 AM Rule

We know the rush of finding a 5-speed manual wagon at a "market steal" price is intoxicating. However, please refrain from leaving GAZILLION messages or calling a seller at 3:00 AM to check availability. Our data is fast, but it doesn't grant privilege to be aggro. Be Considerate — it helps everyone.

3. Accuracy & "The Ghost in the Machine"

Our Interceptors move fast, but the physical world moves at its own pace. Listings change, cars sell, and sometimes a dealer forgets to hit [Delete]. While we strive for 100% accuracy, we are not responsible for "Ghost Listings" or the heartbreak of a car that sold five minutes before you arrived. Always verify with the seller before booking a flight.

4. Subscription & The "Pay-to-Play" Gate

Access to our best "Interceptor" tech requires a subscription. If you cancel, your Scouts will stop hunting. One-time "Reveal" fees are for specific VINs and are generally non-refundable once the "Secret Sauce" (the contact info) has been served.